The fat kid. If he had it his way, he would spend all his time sitting on the couch, watching TV and eating cheesy poofs. He is the only child of a single mother who spoils him horribly. For someone who is less than bright ('D' student) he is incredibly arrogant and opinionated. When he's with the boys and things aren't going his way, he storms off to his TV and cheesy poofs. He is often the target for mockery and takes special pleasure in teasing Pip the un-popular British exchange student.